Let’s take a look at the history of our civilization from the relationships perspective. Story of the Catalog of Human Population (Catalog of Human Souls).

Hello. My name is Kate. I am the Founder and the Director of the Human Population Academy. I am going to tell you an interesting little story… So, pull up your comfy chairs, and join me here by the fire…

Let’s take a look at the history of our civilization from the relationships perspective! Let me tell you a story that started at the dawn of times of our civilization, when humans were not even advanced apes yet, but simply apes. The entire history has basic characteristics. Men, and I mean MALES, were bored! But, they were physically stronger than women.

Let me give you a typical example of courtship between a male and a female: the male would step forward with a grin, showing off rotten teeth, then he would cock his arm, signifying an interest and would smack a female over the head with a club. He then would drag the unconscious female into his cave for sex. Very romantic, don’t you think?!

After years of rubbing twigs together to make fire, digging with their stone hammers, chasing various animals with their clubs to get food, caring heavy tree trunks and boulders to build shelter–all of a sudden, they started thinking. “HMMMM,” -they thought to themselves, -“After all of this running around, after digging and building, and scratching–look around! There is no beer, no striptease, no good service. And a wife, who is a stinky monkey. Horrible!”

So, males decided that they want to start their life FRESH! The new path was to first get rid of the stinky smell out of their armpits and start searching for something pure and beautiful! Or… at least HYGIENIC!

And, on this quest, out of the curiosity, these males decided to explore another cave! They were hopping that maybe life was different there. They wanted to exchange experience and find better options. Oh, life through the pink glasses of ignorance—what a bliss!

So, with this good intent, when they finally had free time on their hands at sunset, they went with peace to another cave. Noble intent, don’t you think?!

Yet, in the darkness of the other cave (there were no light bulbs at that time, you know), another kind of advanced apes confused them with a mammoth and attacked them. There was a huge fight, and our males got beaten up severely.

So, males got OFFENDED!  Some of them were able to crawl back in agony into their own cave, while others died. But… after this experience life was not as it used to be: food was not as tasty, sex was not as thrilling. The only desire, which remained was to come back and beat up the offenders. REVENGE!

From this moment on, the history changed rapidly. Males understood one thing: the one who has the biggest club rules over everybody else. And thus, the age of male domination began.

As a result, crowds of males ran around different continents not only chasing alligators, kangaroos, bears, and other flora and fauna, but also each other! They were looking for better life conditions, using their new tool eagerly. Oh, the power of the biggest club!

At some point they even forgot how it all started and why they like fighting each other so much. So, they realized that they needed to come up with some sort of excuse for the reason why they are so restless! And with that, the history of running around began.

Perfecting their skill–carving out clubs, bets, hatchets and other weapons–they were fighting against everybody who profanes the purity and dreams of all male kind! Perfect excuse, don’t you think?!

We, women had no chance to withstand that! In the past they would at least smack us with their clubs for sex on the regular basis, but now all they could think about was smashing each other.

So, females began to boil over and resent this situation. “This aggression will not stand, men!” – we thought to ourselves. We got tired that male run back and forth, get drunk as horses and entertain themselves by impregnating everything on the run. Females wanted stability!!! Females got annoyed with the fact that they couldn’t compete with males!

So, we put on our thinking caps. The situation was pitiable and there were some lines, in our opinion, that were not to be crossed! So, the lid came off, the female population of our planet rebelled! Females decided to take the making of the history into their own hands.

They scratched their smart heads and realized that first it would be nice to wash the hair. They found out that males react much faster to those females who have clean hair. So, females decided to clean up other parts of their bodies for a change and see what happens. Quiet an experiment, eh?

So, all of a sudden females found out that if you put some flower pollen on your butt and other parts of your body, the aroma is just unbelievable. And, all males that are running by, stop in owe, attracted to this fantastic smell like bees to a flower. And, from this moment on, the history suddenly turned yet again.

Males were enjoying new and improved females so much, that they decided it was time to have an individual female greenhouse where each flower Mary Jane would smell differently. At first, they tried to run around with females on their hands, but failed miserably. In these quests, the flowers would dry out and start stinking even worse than the males themselves.

Thus, males grasped the idea that the greenhouse should be stable and stationary, so it could clean itself on regular basis. And, they need to protect this greenhouse. Otherwise, there are plenty of other takers, who run back and forth… back and forth….

Oh, males didn’t know what the outcome of such decision would be! The situation was getting worse and worse. After climbing into such a greenhouse, males would lose their strength all of a sudden. They would become helpless. And, more often the greenhouse would demand another protector. And, the previous protector would get killed for soup. From this point on, the history made yet another strange turn.

Now, let’s fast-forward! Males turned into really advanced apes. From building caves, they came to dominate countries. They built banks, safe deposits, and weapons and started running around protecting these new treasures. The main possessor of all these vaults, banks, safe deposits and weapons was in charge!

Slowly but surely females realized that in order to have all these vaults, banks and safe deposits, all they have to do is to get the main possessor who earned it. Females realized that the main solution to the their problem of how to become the center of this civilization, around which the rest evolves–was simply to get power over men.

Slowly improving the system of greenhouses, today we have a Garden City, the dream society, where in order to become an Alpha female, a female needs to get an Alpha male.

However, males got out of control again. They still didn’t drop their toys behind: tanks, airplanes and other machinery, which they love playing with until today, solo or in groups. Females hated that! They started to look for other tools on how to influence these sheaved-heads with brave poise, shining caps, and different military toys hanging on each side.

So what do we have today?! Females as Barbie dolls: one is better than the other, all cleaned up and groomed. Even if mother Nature didn’t gift one of us with supreme beauty, there is the “joy” of plastic surgery.

Oh, females mastered and conquered beauty. They defined it. Yet, they realized that being pretty is not enough at all. So, as always, females found a win-win situation! They discovered an impeccable tool to influence men…

It happened 5,000 years ago. Some historians argue that even maybe 25,000 years ago. It’s called the Catalog of human population or the Catalog of Human Souls. After getting acquainted with this amazing text, women realized that first they need to count all men, group and slice them into peaces like a cake. And, each slice they called a subtype.

Women found out that all this stinky crowd of men is easily classified. And, the most important thing was that men didn’t even care about turning into statistics.

Due to the fact that men are used to blowing off everything what women invent, we, women who use the Catalog of human population (Souls) today, decided that there is nothing to be ashamed of! Men will not even see it, but not all women know that this tool exists. Thus, I am educating you about this tool absolutely securely.

Oh, Catalog of Human Population did save us! This tool not only gives you all the information on how to put men on a leash, but also recipes on how to gain power and control over them.

So, WOMEN OF ALL COUNTRIES UNITE! Give men what they want and in return get whatever you want out of them. Let them run around, they are used to it. Let them bring you all the treasures of this world! All you have to do is… enjoy it!

Copyright © 2013 Andrey Davydov, Translation and video Copyright © 2013 Kate Bazilevsky. All rights reserved.